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  1. 28th Aug 2009, 9:59 PM #1
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    Default Unlikely News Headlines

    The Sun: "WOMEN - COVER YOURSELVES UP!"

    Daily Mail: "IT'S NO FUN BEING AN ILLEGAL ALIEN"

    Daily Express: "DIANA - WE'RE SO SORRY WE DRAGGED THIS OUT"


    Come on. I'm sure you can do better than these!
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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  2. 28th Aug 2009, 10:40 PM #2
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    Are these real headlines or ones you'd never expect?

    Thing is I could imagine all these as real headlines

    Daily Mail: "IT'S NO FUN BEING AN ILLEGAL ALIEN"

    This is how I could easily imagine a story being panned out ...

    Britons in America are being hounded and criminalised because they're going there on visitors visas, but staying on to work. This white British family is being treated like terrorists from some Arab country. Haven't Britains been Americas firmest allies in the war on terror? It's disgusting.

    Meanwhile, are you sick of Poles taking over everywhere in England? Ring our premium rate hotline, and have your rant. It's sickening. When is the government going to mobilise the troops and shoot dead anyone who sounds foreign?

    Only tabloids can produce such polar opposite stories in one edition, and be unaware of the irony.
    Remember, just because Davros is dead doesn't mean the Dalek menace has been contained ......
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  3. 1st Sep 2009, 10:42 AM #3
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    Is this the right place for 'George whams trucker in rear'?
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  4. 2nd Sep 2009, 6:11 AM #4
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    "SWINE FLU: LET'S GET THIS IN PERSPECTIVE"

    Instead of all the alarmist headlines.
    Remember, just because Davros is dead doesn't mean the Dalek menace has been contained ......
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  5. 2nd Sep 2009, 7:29 AM #5
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    This is genuine though accidental (story here).

    Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?

    If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...

    #dammitbrent



    The eleventh annual Brenty Four serial is another Planet Skaro exclusive. A new episode each day until Christmas in the Brenty Four-um.
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  6. 3rd Sep 2009, 2:55 PM #6
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    Well I have no complaints!

    Ah! I'm informed I've just walked into the wrong post...
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