A couple of articles from the Onion which have been passed around:

Google does a disturbing apology over privacy issues:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...nds_to_privacy

With recruitment freezes in place, new graduates will be cryogenically frozen until job market improves (has someone been reading Hitch-Hikers Guide you think?)

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...raduates_to_be