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  1. 23rd Mar 2010, 7:10 PM #1
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    Default The Delicious Miss Dahl

    This month's "Gotta Be Worth A Tudor!" starts on BBC2 tonight...

    The Delicious Miss Dahl

    She's also on The One Show promoting it right now.


    The Mail have already been foaming about it:




    Move over, Nigella... Sophie Dahl's here with an extra helping of sauce

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  2. 23rd Mar 2010, 7:11 PM #2
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    OH MY!


    And to think she used to be the little girl in The BFG.

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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Dumplings! *smacks lips*
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    Boy, she's a Fantastic Fox, alright - a Giant Peach in fact, and I bet she's cooking up some Marvellous Medicine there etcetera etcetera....

    (Dave - refusing categorically to make any play on the title, 'The Twits'... )
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    Good lord, she's used far too much baking soda in those dumplings - they're about to explode out of their casing.

    Forget M&S Food, this is clearly food pr0n!
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    I bet she loves "The Magic Finger".
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    In the Chocolate Factory?
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  8. 26th Mar 2010, 9:57 PM #8
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    Ewwwwwwwwwww.

    The Dahl Sweepstake (Before this gets moved to Temple of Secrets)

    - Dressing a cucumber
    - Sausages in her oven
    - Succulent breasts
    - Tasting her semolina
    - Licking the platter clean
    - Spotted Dick may explode at too high a temperature
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob McCow View Post
    - Sausages in her oven
    Don't you mean Sausages in Cider????
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    Until them, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties, Just go forward in all your beliefs,
    and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine!
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    Those sausages would have to be pork. This way for the related crackling jokes! Or perhaps her theories on the perfect roll? Swiss of course...
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    Eton Mess tonight.
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    Sounds kinky.
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    I'm quite chuffed with the way my avatar is looking right between Miss Dahl's breasts in post #2.

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SiHart View Post
    I'm quite chuffed with the way my avatar is looking right between Miss Dahl's breasts in post #2.
    Well, I suppose that's Tom for you
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