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[Pip Madeley]

Streamline are saying it's okay, the forum is responding very well for me, there's no database errors being reported, I've checked the tables and they're fully optimized, the server load averages are 0.58, 0.78 and 1.67 (a load average of 1 or 2 is typical) so the server isn't overloaded...

... so, I've not got a clue what's causing your problem.

[Si Hunt]

Mr Rayner had loads earlier. He couldn't get on. He says.

Now he can't get on again, but admittedly that's because I'm hogging the PC.

Si.

[Wayne]

S'ok at the mo. America is online too.

She says 'Hi'.

[Paul Monk]

Just got the Database Error back again. All working fine now though

[Wayne]

It took 5/10 minutes to say Happy Birthday to Geoff, just now. The intermittent problems are still with us, i think.

[SiHart]

It's been a bit tempermental for the last 1/2 hour or so. Earlier was great!

Si xx

[Si Hunt]

I'm slightly moist.

Si.

[Dirk Gently]

Si Hunt is getting me going!

[Si Hunt]

Ah, still got it.

Si.

[Dirk Gently]

So have I thanks to you!

[Pip Madeley]

Yes, I'm very sad to say it's not been resolved. 56 errors today. On the bright side, Streamline are now replying faster, so hopefully we can get down to the real problem.

[Wayne]

I keep getting this message from The Ian Levine Forum:

Microsoft OLE DB Provider for SQL Server error '80040e31'

Maybe it's them that's hogging our server.

[Dirk Gently]

Bloody server busy messages!

[Pip Madeley]

And yet I've not had one all day.

I think they don't like you, Tim.

[Dirk Gently]

[Wayne]

The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later.

The message looks nice in green.

[Pip Madeley]

Who's your ISP Wayne?

Same question goes for Tim and Mr Hart.

[Wayne]

Orange Home Broadband.

[Dirk Gently]

Tiscali.

[SiHart]

NTL/Virgin.

Si xx

[Wayne]

The Three Providers!



With Special Guest: Pip, as Captain Admin Kirk!

I bet a 100 Quatloos on the Captain!

[Stuart Wallis]

Now why does that photo remind me of episode 2 of The Keys Of Marinus? and it's not just because of Billy Harnell running around in bondage gear!

[Pip Madeley]

Thanks for those, just gonna run those past the hosts, see if there's any issues with those ISPs.

[SiHart]

But I also get it at work quite a lot. Not that that probably helps much.

Si xx

[Pip Madeley]

Well there must be a reason why some people are getting "server busy" messages more than others. And I've not had a single error reported to my inbox all weekend. It's very odd. We'll get there though!