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[Antony Cox]

Most of us can't remember what dial-up speed was like...

[Wayne]

Just think mud.

Edited to add: Just had an Internal Server Error posting this.

[Stuart Wallis]

I sent an e-mail to the webmaster address earlier about the infernal error, but for the moment at least it's cleared up.

[Dirk Gently]

Several Internal Server errors today.

[Pip Madeley]

Thank you Tim.

[Wayne]

35 mins trying to get onto the forum at all.

[Andrew Curnow]

This is the first time I've been able to get on since last night!

[MacNimon]

Same here!

[Wayne]

Ditto since my last post last night.

Streamline are officially worse than EZboard.

[Dirk Gently]

It started at about 9:50 for me last night & I've not been able to get on here since. Not only Server Errors but Database Errors aswell.

[Stuart Wallis]

I spent an hour trying to get in. Who fancies going round to Castle Server with lit torches and pitchforks? hmm?

[Dirk Gently]

Send the lads round.

[Stuart Wallis]

Might just do that!

[Andrew Curnow]

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Pip was at Harpi Towers yesterday (and possible today as well) which is why we had problems for as long as we did - usually he's on the case straightaway. It's fixed now anyway, so thanks Pip!

[Wayne]

I'm sure Pip knows by now that no-one's complaining at him, but nevertheless, Streamline have been far from impressive.

[Dirk Gently]

It's fixed now anyway...

Spoke too soon. I've just had three Server errors. This server really is crap.
As Pip has already said, as soon as we've used up our current subscription we'll be moving...and not a moment too soon.

[Pip Madeley]

Indeed Monitor, indeed. As Andrew said I've been unable to get online all weekend, though I did pop on for five minutes after Saturday's Who to give the server a quick kick up the arse. I'm on my lunch break now but I'll have a good look this evening. Hang on in there.

[Wayne]

Here we go again........

Edited to add:

Loads of Internal Server Errors in the last few minutes, but seems alright again now......

[Wayne]

Have been unable to get onto the forum for nearly 3hrs....

[duncan]

I posted in the Happy Birthday LP thread this morning. It's now 14:09 and this is the first time I have been able to get in here today. I have had database errrors each time I tried to access the forum.

[Antony Cox]

Me too - haven't been able to log on until now.

[MacNimon]

It's been database errors with me mostly since the weekend.

[Thasc]

I spent ages trying to log on this morning

[Pip Madeley]

I wish I had time to try and log on during the day.

Update for yers all:

Issue: MySQL / AuthSMTP / StreamlineFTP.Net
Date/Time: 15/04/2008 07:28:37

Some customers may currently be experiencing issues when connecting to our MySQL servers/AuthSMTP servers and StreamlineFTP.Net. Our engineers are currently investigating and hope to have this resolved as soon as possible. Our apologies for any inconvenience in the meantime.

UPDATE 1:
Access to some servers has been restored, our engineers are continuing to investigate this as a priority and hope to have this resolved as soon as possible.

UPDATE 2 - 1200:
We now believe that resolution of the connectivity problems suffered to some servers is not likely to be complete before mid-afternoon. This is being investigated as a priority by our engineers. Again our apologies for the inconvenience caused.

UPDATE 3 - 1300:
The underlying cause of the connectivity problem experienced to our MySQL / AuthSMTP and StreamlineFTP.Net servers has been identified as a hardware failure in one of our core network switches. We are working to bring the affected servers back online as quickly as possible and now anticipate that this work will be complete within the next 2-3 hours.

UPDATE 4 - 1400:
Work to resolve the connectivity problem that developed this morning for some of our servers continues. While we are aware that connectivity has been restored for a number of affected servers we believe that a complete resolution is still 1-2 hours away. We would like to thank our customers for their patience as we work on this problem.

UPDATE 5 - 1545:
Our engineers have advised us that connectivity to all MySQL and SMTP servers should now be resolved. Once testing has been completed we will close this service status message. Our apologies again for any inconvenience this may have caused.

[Wayne]

StreamlineFTP.Net
UPDATE
Some customers may be experiencing issues with our crap service.
We apologize once again for being wank. But we can now confirm that our engineer fixed things with an elastic band, and so hopefully our service won't be quite as rubbish for as long as the elastic band holds out.