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[Dirk Gently]

[Stuart Wallis]

When the rubber band breaks, can we storm the castle then?

[Dirk Gently]

Is it just me or is anyone else suffering with slow web page loading?

[Pip Madeley]

Nope, sweet as a nut for me.

I think you're cursed Tim.

[Andrew Curnow]

It's quite nippy at Curnow Towers too, in fact probably the fastest it's been all week. Sorry Tim.

[Wayne]

Mine's ok today.

[Antony Cox]

Mine's ok today.

And what about your connection speed?

[Wayne]

You & Tim should get married.

[Antony Cox]

You & Dave should get married.

[Wayne]

You can't have a successful marriage based solely on sex appeal.

[Antony Cox]

But I've heard you do a great curry, too!

[Stuart Wallis]

But won't Nicola Bryant complain about the other woman in Tim's life?

[Dirk Gently]

Probably.

I think it was Tiscali that was acting upo & not here. Sorry about that.

[Pip Madeley]

It must a great night at Chez Jefferies if Tim's a) not drunk and b) online.

[Jon Masters]

This is the first time I've got on today since 8am - all database errors.

[Philipnet]

Database errors all morning

[Paul Clement]

Same here.

[Pip Madeley]

My apologies everyone, but I'm afraid once again it was beyond my control:

Date/Time: 20/04/2008 11:17:53
Some customers may have experienced intermittent access to the server mysql11.streamline.net

This has now been resolved and we apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused.

Thank you for the e-mail Phil L, I'll consider it. We are certainly moving servers in October. Until then, I'm afraid we cannot afford to do anything.

[Dirk Gently]

It must a great night at Chez Jefferies if Tim's a) not drunk and b) online.

I was very tipsy, but some of us can handle our drink & some of us can't.

[Wayne]

I've started getting Internal Server Errors again today.......

[Dirk Gently]

I haven't (for once) but I have had a Database error message.

[Dirk Gently]

Spoke too soon.

[Pip Madeley]

It's just a bit slow at the moment, that's all. I'll try and look later, the match is on in a moment.

[Dirk Gently]

I had a database error earlier. I hope it was a 1 off glitch.

[Pip Madeley]

Sorry.