The Brand-Spanking-New Random Thread!

[Stuart Wallis]

Should I be concerned that I actually like messing (not going to admit to playing) around with my new Flight Control TARDIS at my age?

It's what you're doing with the central column that worries me!

[SiHart]

That's a very nasty image you've put in my head Stuart.

Si xx

[Stuart Wallis]

I can't help it if you're going to start taking things two ways; now, can I? You know Tim has an effect on people...

[SiHart]

I know. It's been months since anyone noticed any innuendo, and within, oh, minutes of Tim's return...

Si xx

[Stuart Wallis]

And it's not as if Ant Cox and I need any encouragement!

I'll rephrase that!

[SiHart]

Oh my

Si xx

[SiHart]

The Cox's Orange Pippin is truly the King of Apples.

Si xx

[Si Hunt]

I prefer a bite of Granny Smith.

Si.

[SiHart]

I don't like autumn. Not even all the leaves, the colours.

Si xx

[Si Hunt]

It beats February! It has been very chilly lately though. I've needed my gloves this week.

Si.

[SiHart]

That's true.

Si xx

[SiHart]

You can weather the storm and come out the other side with a new coat.

Si xx

[Dirk Gently]

Hurrah for new coats!

[SiHart]

Actually I do feel more cheery today. Maybe shouting at one of my customers this morning helped.

Si xx

[Si Hunt]

"Think I'll go and serve breakfast. No I won't, I'll go and hit some guests..."

Si.

[Stuart Wallis]

"It's my library! I can shout!"

[SiHart]

Slowly the pieces are slotting it place.

It's a bit disconcerting to know that how I remember my life isn't quite how or when it all happened though. Hey-ho.

Si xx

[Stuart Wallis]

Bit of a shock to realise that you were Prince Edward last night and Greta Garbot six months ago...

[Dirk Gently]

I was important once.

[Stuart Wallis]

That makes you more important than David Caravan, the Prime Miniver then.

[SiHart]

Soup made. Should I do the crumble next with all those lovely apples from Kinggoose's garden I wonder?

Si xx

[SiHart]

What an absolutely filthy, yuck day it is.

Si xx

[Stuart Wallis]

The rest of the week looks much the same I'm afraid.

[Si Hunt]

Alan Sugar got into trouble today for twittering during the 2 minute armistice silence. One follower commented

"Alan Sugar should have his lordship and knighthood revoked"

Nothing like a good over-reaction.

Si.

[SiHart]

Knowing's easy. Everyone does that ad nauseum. I just sort of hope!

Si xx