The Brand-Spanking-New Random Thread!

[Dirk Gently]

My god I seem to be up early for no reason....I wonder if I should do some work?

[SiHart]

I panic everytime I see Rosie and Rufus sitting on the frozen pond. Careful bunnies!

Si xx

[Rob McCow]

They definitely wanted a swim yesterday - Rosie was pawing at the pond surface. Eek!

[cyberchris35]

If you get angry squeeze an Adipose

[Rob McCow]

Long Dark Night, Jingle Bellies or the dreaded Port Stout? It's a Beernocopia here in Croxley!

[Dino]

So yeah, I tried out for the part of Davros in my local school's nativity.
They weren't having it...

[SiHart]

I've got cold feet.

Si xx

[Stuart Wallis]

It's probably the weather. Most people have cold everythings at the moment.

[Dirk Gently]

I wonder what Si is nervous of doing.

[Stuart Wallis]

Taking the gannet for a walk - you know what they're like at this time of year.

[Si Hunt]

My Inbox is completely empty.

It feels good.

Si.

[Stuart Wallis]

I defy our critics to read something into that!

[SiHart]

I have new glasses!

Si xx

[Jon Masters]

I have new glasses!

Si xx

Are you using them to hypnotise your staff at the library ?

[SiHart]

It's working so far Jon- they're all working quietly and quite hard!

Si xx

[Stuart Wallis]

Oh, he only got them so that he can gaze at his gorgeous reflection in his new silvery desk!

[SiHart]

Fuzzy birds!

Si xx

[Stuart Wallis]

Oi! Leave my beloved B*Witched alone!

[SiHart]

I'm starting the day by arguing with the Daily Telegraph. It's very theraputic.

Si xx

[Si Hunt]

I'm feeling oddly melancholy for no reason today.

Si.

[Stuart Wallis]

Try arguing with the Daily Telegraph. I gather it's very theraputic.

[SiHart]

You know what, it is. I've been in a brilliant mood all day.

Si xx

[Rob McCow]

I'm somewhere in the middle there.

[Stuart Wallis]

That's me with the trumpet.

[Lissa]

There is a new team sat behind us. They've been assembled to look at the "customer experience" and other such wank. I thought I would amuse myself as they hunted round for a name for their team-slash-project. Their suggestions were absurd and they needed surprisingly little persuasion to adopt my suggestion of "Nexus". Either that or I'm very good at coming up with the sort of bollocks that they love. It should be rubber stamped tomorrow as long as none of the management watches World Wrestling Entertainment and knows that Nexus is the main group of bad guys on Monday Night Raw.