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15th Nov 2010, 8:43 PM #1
Government 'planning to measure people's happiness'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11756049
dear god what will they think of next..
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15th Nov 2010, 9:04 PM #2
They should send Mexicans round for this task!
"We've-ah come to-ah measure your-happiness."
Now that I've got that out of my system, this seems to be a pretty desperate ploy to win votes at the next election. When the country's screwed to bugger in 2013, they can point at their Happiness Polls and say everything is great.
Oh, and what about the Happiness Patrol?Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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15th Nov 2010, 9:38 PM #3
Let's hope they don't catch everyone on a bad day.
Si xx
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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15th Nov 2010, 10:04 PM #4
Apparently, happiness is eating Pizza in front of the TV in Norwich.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...V-Norwich.html
So are we all moving to Norwich thenAssume you're going to Win
Always have an Edge
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15th Nov 2010, 10:06 PM #5
I refuse to eat pizza.
So I may never achieve optimum happiness.
Si xx
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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15th Nov 2010, 10:19 PM #6
What a stupid, stupid idea. Even the thought of it makes me unhappy!!
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15th Nov 2010, 10:22 PM #7
What are they going to do, set up a Ministry of Happiness?
With maybe Happiness patrols looking for unhappy people. "Oh no, Mr Jenkins doesn't seem happy. That's because he doesn't understand how much the coalition does for him. Thankfully that's why we have the Happiness Patrol - so away he goes now to one of our reeducation camps to be taught the errors of his way!"Remember, just because Davros is dead doesn't mean the Dalek menace has been contained ......
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16th Nov 2010, 8:42 AM #8
What a waste of time. So they can afford to pay people to devise, collect and analyse this data but not to keep public services going.
I'm happy, but if they ask me I'll lie.
Si.
Si.
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16th Nov 2010, 10:18 AM #9
it really is laughable they are going to hammer people with massive cuts, take away peoples benefit, force them back into work while making 500k public sector workers redundent and want to know if we're happy..
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16th Nov 2010, 5:58 PM #10
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I'll see what they make of my being a manic depressant.
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17th Nov 2010, 2:38 PM #11
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17th Nov 2010, 6:50 PM #12
It'll all end with Andrew Cartmel on Newsnight AGAIN, mark my words!
Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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