What Doctor Who Merchandise do you wish they'd made?

[SiHart]

Over the years we've had some quite frankly weird merchandise produced in the name of Doctor Who. From knitting patterns to Dalek Baseballl hats, we've seen some oddities...

But what are the things they never made that they should have? What would you like to have owned when you were young or indeed now? What merchandise oppotunities were we saved from?

Si xx

[Si Hunt]

An inflatable Adric.

Si.

[SiHart]

Blimey! I dread to think what you might possibly do with that Si...

Si xx

[Si Hunt]

Buy an Inflatable Cybermen and re-enact the end of Earthshock?

Si.

[Dirk Gently]

I always thought they should have done a range of replica Doctor costumes.

I always wanted a Cyberman outfit.

[Zbigniev Hamson]

Roundel wallpaper.

[Andrew Curnow]

I'd have liked miniature figures, like we get now, but back in the day. I collected loads of Star Wars toys, but the actual figures were always my favourites. I'd have just loved to have a similar range of Who stuff back in the day - Terileptils, Mandrels, Nimon, Ergon, Tractators, it would have been so cool.

[Dirk Gently]

Roundel wallpaper.

Now there's an idea!!

[WhiteCrowNZ]

Could do with a Romana school uniform figure from City of Death to go with this Tom Baker one ...

[Si Hunt]

But Tom's outfit would be wrong for "City of.....

Oh, you just want a Lalla In School Uniform Doll don't you?

Si.

[WhiteCrowNZ]

I think I've been rumbled Si!

How about a Duggan figure with karate chop action then!

[WhiteCrowNZ]

I'd like a figure of Matt Smith's Doctor from The Time of Angels. You can't see the Doctor clearly in the package, as there's an animation of Graham Norton obscuring him in the packing!

[Rob McCow]

There are a couple of figures I'd like to see...

Mainly, 'Convention' Tom Baker, with his pale brown mac and plastic bag.

Also, a JNT and Gary Downie set. Let's make magic!

Actually, if we're going down this route, I'd like to see a Nicholas Briggs 'Dalek Voices' model with his hand-held microphone and a 'John Scott Martin' Dalek.

[Si Hunt]

A Russian Dolls-esque John Scott Martin figure, so you can put it inside a Dalek casing, would be good.

Perhaps for the figures range they should just release a "Jimmy Vee" figure, then every time they dress him up as a different midget-monster they can release an accessories pack for £3 so you can change him into a Grask/conker man thing etc.

Si.

[Stuart Wallis]

Only if we're going to have an inflatable Adric...

[Dirk Gently]

I was going to make the inflatable comment...but I knew what the response would be.

[Zbigniev Hamson]

Now there's an idea!!

Bit late now though, it would have to be "big orange mess" wallpaper for today's kiddies.

[Larry]

Oh, you just want a Lalla In School Uniform Doll don't you?

Si.

isn't Lalla, a bit to old for that sort of thing now..

[WhiteCrowNZ]

isn't Lalla, a bit to old for that sort of thing now..

Yeah like she doesn't wear it for Dawkins - soulless heathen that he is!

[SiHart]

They should have released a venetain blind in 1982 with a starfield on one side and on the other Peter Davison's face, which you could revela when you closed the blind. It would have been wonderful.

It'll never happen now. Sigh.

Si xx

[WhiteCrowNZ]

They should have released a venetain blind in 1982 with a starfield on one side and on the other Peter Davison's face, which you could revela when you closed the blind. It would have been wonderful.

It'll never happen now. Sigh.

Si xx

Or how about a McCoy one - and on one side it's his face, and the other, also his face but he's winking.

[Stuart Wallis]

You know what they say - winking will make you go Venetian blind...