What Kind Of World Do We Live In?

[Si Hunt]

Katie Price has filmed secret meetings with her ex-husband Peter Andre for her new reality TV show, according to a report today.

The Mirror claims that the couple, who split in 2009 after three-and-a-half-years of marriage, have met away from 'prying eyes', much to the anger of Price's current husband Alex Reid.

Price has allegedly been filmed meeting Andre - now dating former WAG Elen Rivas - in "bombshell" footage which will be used in her first TV show for Living.

"One of the biggest things up producers' sleeves is Kate's secret talks with Pete," a source told the paper. "They've said some of the footage is bombshell stuff. They have been getting on much better of late, and people will be shocked by what Kate has to say about Peter."

They continued: "On at least one occasion, Alex caught Katie contacting Pete and things really kicked off. Even unedited, the scenes will make for fabulous television.

"As the announcement of their marriage split keeps getting put back, the cameras just keep rolling. The crew has picked up some real close-to-the-bone stuff. Their rows have been captured in all their high definition glory.

Why do people CARE?

Si.

[WhiteCrowNZ]

Isn't the life of Katie Price the TV equivalent of rubber necking to see the carnage on the other side of the motorway? I agree though - hate this kind of reality TV show, and hers in particular I have to leave the room when Mrs Crow has it on.

[Rob McCow]

Their rows have been captured in all their high definition glory.

Have you bought an HD TV yet? Do you have Sky HD? Why the hell not? You'd be missing out on Katie Andre and Vincent Price's red hot ROWS!

A rent-a-chav said 'OMG they are so having rows in haytch dee? I have so got to get an haytch dee telly to watch it with surround sound innit. OMFGWTF ROFLCOPTERS I love Andre Price!'

Even unedited, the scenes will make for fabulous television.

A spokesperson from the editing office of Living has said 'Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahh.... more time for the good stuff. Pass me the crack handle.'

The crew has picked up some real close-to-the-bone stuff.

Footage of them shagging? Otherwise, don't bother. Although, I'd really rather not see that.

[Si Hunt]

Thing is, you can't really blame her. She makes a living by selling her private life. Why not, if people are so desperate to read about it and watch it? But why are they! Do people not have enough in their own lives that they constantly want to intrude on hers?

Si.

[Milky Tears]

Sadly, we live in a world full of ****wits!

[Stephen Morgan]

I despair for the Living Channel (which we NEVER watch anyway) if all they can find to show is this odious woman and her ridiculous shennanigans. I's about time the media stopped paying her so much attention, she'd soon fade away into the background, along with Alex and Peter.

[Stuart Wallis]

Katie Price has such a brilliant career looming behind her, don't you think...?

[Si Hunt]

[Si Hunt]

Katie Price has revealed that she is still having sex with her estranged husband Alex Reid.

The model, who announced that she and Reid were separated in January, confessed that they are still sleeping together.

She said in an interview with ES Magazine: "We're separated. He still comes to the house but we're not together. Do I go and f**k Joe Public or do I go and f**k an ex? Can anyone here tell me that they've never f**ked an ex?"

Classy.

Si.

[Rob McCow]

I'm reading a book. Can anyone here tell me they've read a book?

[Si Hunt]

The Only Way Is Essex's Lucy Mecklenburgh has revealed that her relationship with co-star Lauren Goodger is still frosty.

The pair clashed during filming for the first series when Mark Wright ended his relationship with Goodger and started dating 19-year-old Mecklenburgh. However, during the Christmas special, both girls were publicly dumped by Wright, who was shown sharing a festive kiss with rival Sam Faiers.

Speaking to Zoo magazine about her rivalry with Goodger, she said: "I still detest her, even more so. She continues to slag me off to everyone. I'll see her out and it's just like being on the show.

"She even gets jealous if her friends start talking to me. I just think, 'You're 24. Get over it'."

Goodger is rumoured to be back with Wright following a proposal from the club owner during filming for the second series.

This looks like the worst TV programme in the entire world.

Si.

[Stuart Wallis]

It's not as if everyone in Loughton is a chav! Maybe there's some slight exaggeration, they're finding just a handful of that sort and tarring the area with a bunch of similar painting instruments - otherwise they wouldn't have such a lowbrow show. The town's on the border of Suburbia and a farming area, and has a fair bit of money in it. Hardly Planet FootieWAG!

[WhiteCrowNZ]

The thing is - people just can't get enough of this. Although the "plot twists" of it all sound like something Vicky Pollard would blurt out ...

[Stuart Wallis]

It does make you wonder therefore, what TV audiences enjoy these days, that they actually enjoy Pollarding with a non-ironic twist to it.