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    Default The Song Lyrics I'd Like to Quote Today...

    Time for a new thread and an old quote...

    She came out of the water
    Into my horizon
    Like a cumulo nimbus
    Coming in from a distance
    Burning and exploding
    Burning and exploding
    Like a slow volcano
    When you come
    Cover the ground with ashes
    When you come

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    You gave me a pet name
    Which is not to say I like it
    We met at a party
    Not to say I was invited

    You said love was just a lie
    But I could tell that you were lying
    And we almost figured out how we'd get along
    And given time we'd find it strange to be alone

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    While crossing the Lhakpa La
    Something jumped down from the rocks
    In the remote Garo Hills by Dipu Marak
    We found footprints in the snow

    The schoolmaster of Darjeeling said
    We saw you by the Tengboche monastery
    You were playing in the snow
    You were banging on the doors
    You climbed up on the roof
    Roof of the world
    You were pulling up the rhododendrons
    Loping down the mountains

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    Twentieth century go to sleep
    Really deep
    We won't blink

    Your eyes are burning holes through me
    I'm not scared

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    "Have you ever heard two turtle doves
    bill and coo when they love?
    That's the kind of magic
    music we make with our lips
    when we kiss."
    “If my sons did not want wars, there would be none.” - Gutle Schnaper Rothschild

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    He's (he's) dressed (dressed) in the striped pajamas that I bought
    Trousers too short
    Gives (gives) me (me) of his small philosophy
    Carries on the way he does
    And me I get so tired
    And I wonder should I laugh or cry
    High and mighty his banner flies
    A fool's pride in his eyes
    Standing there on his toes to grow in size
    (All I see is)
    All I see is a big balloon
    Halfway up to the moon
    He's wrapped up in a warm and safe cocoon
    Of an eternal lie
    So should I laugh or cry

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    Christmas,
    Isn't Christmas,
    Without Christmas,
    In your heart!
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!

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    let the bells ring out
    For a wombling merry christmas!

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    a big man in a chair
    and little tiny men everywhere
    he's the man with all the toys

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    Hey, I'm not the type
    To say one thing and do another
    And if it's all right I'd kind
    Of like to be your lover
    'Cos when you're with me I can't help but be
    So desperately
    Uncontrollably Happy!

    And hey, I'm not the kind
    To fall in love without good reason
    And if that's a crime
    Then baby I'm committing high treason
    'Cos when you're with me
    I'm absolutely
    And totally
    Quite uncontrollably Happy!

    And hey, I'm not so blind
    That I can't see where we're all going
    And it's no fault of mine
    If humankind reaps what it is sowing
    Just as long as we are together
    Forever
    I'll never be anything other than Happy!

    Hey, don't be surprised, if millions die in plague and murder
    True happiness lies beyond your fries and happy burger

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    When you feel down, try positive thinking,
    That's what I told them and said,
    Don't wear a frown, try positive thinking,
    Laugh at your troubles instead.

    You've got to look on the bright side,
    On hope so much depends,
    With your confidence sinking, positive thinking,
    Helps you on the way my friend.

    When things look black, try positive thinking,
    Treat every season as spring,
    No glancing back, try positive thinking,
    Trust what tomorrow may bring.

    This crazy world that we live in,
    Will keep on spinning round,
    But with good, strong, positive thinking,
    We'll get together and life wont let us down.

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    You see a pair of laughing eyes
    And suddenly your sighing sighs
    You're thinking nothing's wrong
    You string along, boy, then snap!

    Those eyes, those sighs, they're part of the tender trap
    “If my sons did not want wars, there would be none.” - Gutle Schnaper Rothschild

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    "And so we're told this is the golden age,
    And gold is the reason for the wars we wage ..."

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    Default On the plus side it'll stop you saying "I am the table!"

    Blood in the foyer
    The bathroom
    The tea room
    The kitchen, with her knives splayed

    I will swallow your sharpest cutter
    Like a coloured man's d***

    Blood spurting from me
    "Oh Jack, Jack I beseech...
    Jack... I beseech you, I beseech"
    In the end it was an ordinary heart

    In the end, in the end, in the end
    It was an ordinary heart

    "Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack I beseech you"
    Supreme violation... oh

    "Jack, Jack, Jack I beseech you"
    I call out your name

    Blood in the foyer, the bathroom
    The tea room, the kitchen
    And knives splayed

    I swallowed your sharpest cutter
    Like a coloured man's d***
    Blood spurting from me
    Blood spurting from me

    "Oh Jack"

    "Oh Jack, I beseech you"
    In the end it was an ordinary heart

    In the end it was an ordinary heart
    Pumping blood

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    We are taking it easy
    Bright and breezy
    We are living it up
    Just fine and dandy

    We are chasing the moon
    Just running wild and free
    We are following through
    Every dream, and every need

    And it really doesn't matter that we don't eat
    And it really doesn't matter that we don't sleep
    It really doesn't matter, it really doesn't matter at all

    ‘Cause we were so young then
    We are so young, so young now
    And when tomorrow comes
    We'll just do it all again

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    My soul is awry,
    without asking why
    I said "Te Amo",
    wish somebody'd tell me what she said?
    Don't it mean I love you
    Think it means I love you

    Don't it mean "I love you"?

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    But when I hear you talking
    I feel my heart unlocking
    And my blues just melt away

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    You don't know how to play the game,
    You cheat
    And you lie.
    You make me wanna cry!
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!

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    I've seen your smile in a thousand dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeams,
    Felt your touch and it always seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeems,
    You looooooooooooove me,
    You looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    Someone's been drinking...

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    It's an accurate transcript of Dame Shirley Bassey's rendition of that song.

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    And I'm really bad but
    I'm perfectly good
    sex in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it
    sticks and stones may break my bones but
    whips and chains excite me
    Come on!

    Si.

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    oh my!

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiHart View Post
    It's an accurate transcript of Dame Shirley Bassey's rendition of that song.
    All right, Dame shirley's been drinking!


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    Come on rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

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