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12th Mar 2013, 2:15 PM #276
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I've just had a meeting with a GP who looked like Villa from Blakes 7!
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12th Mar 2013, 3:02 PM #277
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If the receptionist looks like Avon, then's the time to be worried!
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12th Mar 2013, 3:20 PM #278
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Or worse if it's Servalan...
Though I'd probably be going to that GP's surgery for the kudos then!
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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13th Mar 2013, 2:41 PM #279
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Alhough I'd wonder about old Mr. Travis in the corner, with the eyepatch - he only came in with dandruff!
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3rd Apr 2013, 9:17 PM #280
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Pizza for dinner!
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3rd Apr 2013, 10:46 PM #281
Hmm?
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Pompeii!
Coincidentally, I had perhaps the finest pizza I have ever had in the shadow if Pompeii. :-)
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4th Apr 2013, 8:05 PM #282
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Pompeiironi Pizza?
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5th Apr 2013, 2:59 PM #283
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With extra hot spices!
If it were spelt differently, hot chilli would be a contradiction in terms
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5th Apr 2013, 3:02 PM #284
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hot chili.. hot Chile..
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5th Apr 2013, 3:06 PM #285
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Well it does get quite cold up in the mountains...
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6th Apr 2013, 2:59 PM #286
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The boat race - why do the same two teams always seem to get to the final?
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8th Apr 2013, 8:33 PM #287
Who is this Davros?
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I've just been informed via email of an important directive from the EU that will affect my work on Road Safety Audits (RSAs) quite considerably.
To accord with the EU Directive (endorsed by the HA) at least one member of a RSA Team must hold a CoC.Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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8th Apr 2013, 9:58 PM #288
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Ha ha - that did make oi laff!
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9th Apr 2013, 7:20 PM #289
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Hmm, I appear to be listening to Jamie Cullum's jazz show.
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10th Apr 2013, 3:27 PM #290
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Someone has to...
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12th Apr 2013, 11:34 AM #291
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Is there actually any jazz on it?
Originally Posted by Dave Tudor
Hmm, I appear to be listening to Jamie Cullum's jazz show.
I don't mind the man or his music, but much of what he produces is only just verging on the edge of any types of jazz that I know. he seems to do more of that pop/jazz that seems to be quite in vogue at the moment!
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12th Apr 2013, 8:29 PM #292
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Me: Dad, can I borrow your dressing gown?
Nyder Senior: Yes I don't think there's any blood on it
Me: Thanks Dad
Moments like this one remembers forever....
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12th Apr 2013, 11:15 PM #293
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Tracker bars have shrunk...that is all.
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13th Apr 2013, 3:32 PM #294
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They're obviously being made by the geniuses behind Dairy Milk now.
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15th Apr 2013, 6:35 PM #295
He's not the Messiah!
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Did you hear about the Newcastle United fan who went to a drive in movie? He didn't like the film so he slashed the seats...
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16th Apr 2013, 5:17 AM #296
Who is this Davros?
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Did you hear about anyone who went to a drive-in movie this century?
Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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16th Apr 2013, 9:16 AM #297
He's not the Messiah!
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Yup. Been here.
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16th Apr 2013, 10:52 AM #298
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When emailing a colleague asking them if they have their hard hat on, do remember to include the word hat! :-0
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16th Apr 2013, 11:05 AM #299
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Oops!
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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16th Apr 2013, 11:54 AM #300
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