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  1. 16th May 2013, 12:04 PM #326
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    Will your CoC stand up in court?
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  2. 16th May 2013, 3:11 PM #327
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    I gather Tom Daley is keen to get hold of a CoC. So if anyone here has one that you wish to award him...
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  3. 19th May 2013, 8:02 PM #328
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    You really have no idea how many times down the years I've nearly signed off a post as Sil.

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  4. 19th May 2013, 8:30 PM #329
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    How about Kiv?
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?
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  5. 20th May 2013, 10:01 PM #330
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    No thanks, he's not my type.
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  6. 20th May 2013, 10:20 PM #331
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    Not not not type.

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  7. 21st May 2013, 3:15 PM #332
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    Shall we offer Si a marshminnow...?
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  8. 29th May 2013, 12:10 PM #333
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    From the QI elves on Twitter...

    ABBA is the only palindromic band to have had a song in the UK charts that is also a palindrome - SOS.

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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  9. 29th May 2013, 3:26 PM #334
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    This conversation is sort-of palindromic.

    "Son I am able," she said "though you scare me."
    "Watch," said I
    "Beloved," I said "watch me scare you though." Said she,
    "Able am I, Son."
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  10. 11th Jun 2013, 3:11 PM #335
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    Oh, right, better get a Father's Day card for my Dad then.

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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  11. 11th Jun 2013, 3:22 PM #336
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    And today's random fact is: Salford was made a city in 1926. How fascinating!
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  12. 18th Jun 2013, 12:57 PM #337
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    I'm a Jazz driver again, for now!

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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  13. 18th Jun 2013, 1:37 PM #338
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    Quote Originally Posted by SiHart View Post
    I'm a Jazz driver again, for now!
    Is that some kind of euphimism ?
    Bazinga !
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  14. 18th Jun 2013, 2:28 PM #339
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    No.. it's yer actual Honda Jazz!

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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  15. 21st Jun 2013, 12:17 PM #340
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    Everything is very quiet and still today, like everything is waiting for something to happen to get things started. Very odd.

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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  16. 21st Jun 2013, 12:22 PM #341
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    Just in the library, or in the world?
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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    In the world... or this little bit of it anyway.

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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  18. 4th Jul 2013, 8:47 AM #343
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    Just had some Dolly Birds coming around the office giving away free Red Bull. I refused - disgusting stuff. Anyway, how can they afford to give away Red Bull for free, we asked!

    The answer from Google:

    Red Bull - Number of cans sold (2011) 4.631 Billion.

    OK, they can afford to lose a few hundred thousand cans in that...
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  19. 4th Jul 2013, 3:14 PM #344
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    And why were we not offered any shares in the stuff? I'd rather have them than the damn drink! Only ever had one can, I had a raging headache for the rest of the afternoon and all weekend.
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    Cor, we're going to be collecting ratings for BARB! Our household has been selected!

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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    You're the only BARB person I know. I'm going to call you Barb from now on
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  22. 5th Jul 2013, 4:14 PM #347
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    Do you know anyone called Chesterton...?
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  23. 9th Jul 2013, 6:24 AM #348
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    I've shaved my chest. I'm rather pleased with it.

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  24. 9th Jul 2013, 8:40 AM #349
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    So long as you've still got your nipples...

    I'm looking forward to hearing if you have any chest-stubble issues.
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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  25. 9th Jul 2013, 3:18 PM #350
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    No waxing - typical man!
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