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  1. 28th Jun 2014, 11:38 AM #526
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    The balance on our electric key meter this morning reads, 9.53.
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  2. 28th Jun 2014, 3:29 PM #527
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    That's my age... and The Rani's

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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  3. 28th Jun 2014, 4:00 PM #528
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    What, nine and a half?
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  4. 28th Jul 2014, 11:26 PM #529
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    I'm convinced I saw Paul McGann trying on a hat in M&S today.
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  5. 29th Jul 2014, 2:52 PM #530
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    I shan't say what he's convinced he saw you trying on...
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  6. 29th Jul 2014, 8:22 PM #531
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    A luminous green thong.
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  7. 29th Jul 2014, 9:48 PM #532
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    Anyone want to buy a lovely two bed house in Bracknell?

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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  8. 30th Jul 2014, 3:03 PM #533
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    Darren'll swap it for his luminous green thong...

    I assume you're thinking of moving...?
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  9. 31st Jul 2014, 6:38 PM #534
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    I work somewhere where ...

    * we specialisin up in pairin cuttin edge technologizzle wit exceptionizzle hustla support
    * we is mo' than just a hostin company. We is a cold-ass lil crew of like-minded dudes
    * If you wanna join tha crew please git up in bust a nut on wit us. If yo ass is horny bout a particular vacancy then please specify dis up in yo' email
    * We take a gangbangin' forward-thankin approach ta bidnizz
    * hustlin toward a single goal, ta provide tha dopest wizzy hostin up in tha ghetto

    * Right back up in yo mutha****in ass ...


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  10. 6th Aug 2014, 2:59 PM #535
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    The frightening thing being that i understood every word of that!
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  11. 12th Aug 2014, 10:03 PM #536
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    We have two settees and a nice soft, comfy armchair. Yet our cat, Jack, prefers to sleep on a small, rock-hard table in between the settee and wall units.
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  12. 1st Sep 2014, 10:14 AM #537
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    Wtf is a 'Cease and Desist' notice anyway?
    Is it the opposite of a 'Start and Begin' notice?
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  13. 1st Sep 2014, 5:51 PM #538
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne View Post
    Wtf is a 'Cease and Desist' notice anyway?
    Isn't it the same as a stop & don't do it again notice?
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  14. 2nd Sep 2014, 7:40 AM #539
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    That makes sense.
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  15. 2nd Sep 2014, 3:19 PM #540
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    More enlightened societies would just have them shot, that'll stop 'em! bah humbug...
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  16. 26th Oct 2014, 6:24 PM #541
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    FAO Jon Masters.

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  17. 26th Oct 2014, 8:43 PM #542
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  18. 7th Nov 2014, 10:46 AM #543
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    The joys of working on the web,

    After spending hours testing customer websites and fixing problems with them ...


    I then get adverts for them when browsing other sites !
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  19. 7th Nov 2014, 2:11 PM #544
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    Bad algorithms! What you gonna do when they come for you?
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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  20. 11th Nov 2014, 12:17 PM #545
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    I've been brought back to reality,


    I was thinking that today was Friday!
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  21. 12th Nov 2014, 10:17 AM #546
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    I've got that Friday feeling today.


    And it's only Wednesday!!!


    It helps that I have Friday off
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  22. 13th Nov 2014, 6:15 PM #547
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    I very much have that Friday feeling today.

    Because today is the last day in the office this week.
    I have a three day weekend ahead of me!
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  23. 14th Nov 2014, 11:08 AM #548
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    Friday has finally happened.

    It's Friday.

    Friday.

    Whoop!
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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  24. 19th Nov 2014, 11:16 AM #549
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    It's still only Wednesday today.

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  25. 19th Nov 2014, 3:24 PM #550
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    There should be a law against it!
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