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    I didn't get where I am today by getting where I am today. In fact, I didn't get where I am today!

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    Home made bread. It makes the BEST toast!

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    My brother's just sent me link to an app which lets me have free SMS on any mobile phone. Which would be great if I a) knew what he was talking about, and b) had a mobile phone...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart Wallis View Post
    My brother's just sent me link to an app which lets me have free SMS on any mobile phone. Which would be great if I a) knew what he was talking about, and b) had a mobile phone...
    You don't have a mobile? Ah so you're one of THOSE people.....

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    Invert the chloropeth!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyder View Post
    You don't have a mobile? Ah so you're one of THOSE people.....
    Chief Luddite in charge of Being Confused By New-fangled Stuff reporting for duty sir!

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    Eddie Tudor Pole and Peter Capaldi - separated at birth...?

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    Talking of utterly random... I've been approached by email to update my account details by the Halifax, whom I've never had dealings with.

    Actually, the more I think about it ether they've confused me with Dad, who used to, or... So be warned folks!

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    It's not spam is it Stuart? Careful, they might steal your identity!

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    You can forward it to the Halifax fraud team I believe. They like to get these things. That's what I used to do when I got a phishing email from a bank I never had dealings with.

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    I sometimes get those thing too

    It's amazing that people think I bank with Santander or Natwest
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    Quote Originally Posted by SiHart View Post
    It's not spam is it Stuart? Careful, they might steal your identity!
    That's exactly what I was thinking. They made it so utterly transparent from the email address and the title what it was about that I was instantly suspicious - it's what I taught The Lads to do for goodness' sake! They're still left unopened since I'm on a public computer and don't want it virussed, but now Tim's given me an idea for what to do with them...

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    Yes I have. And please use 3 pairs of gloves & cover your hair properly so as not to leave evidence...oh, you mean the emails and not...I'll get my coat. <whistles>

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    And don't forget to tell the court it was your idea...

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    My new bathroom blinds ... designed by Bernard Lodge



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    I'm trying to find the right word for those bathroom blinds.

    My grasp of the English language is failing me!!!
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    Go on Phil - try :-)

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    Bleurgh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart Wallis View Post
    Talking of utterly random... I've been approached by email to update my account details by the Halifax, whom I've never had dealings with.

    Actually, the more I think about it ether they've confused me with Dad, who used to, or... So be warned folks!
    Now Lloyd's are after me! These crafty so-and-sos are nothing if not persistant... Of course, I'm with Dogger Bank, and so is Tim, the persistent Dogger!

    As for the blinds, all I need now is a copy of that photo and a recording saying "You are feeling sleepy..." posted to every household!

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    BNAG!

    Ooh, that's bang out of order!

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    So what is it?

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    Lovely evening, so we had a good walk. That was good.

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    So today, I had to sit through 'Minions'....
    I shouldn't complain I know.... Going to the pictures with service users is one of the perks of the job.... but even so.... ****ing Minions.
    (I was hoping for the new Terminator film, but it's not out until tomorrow)

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    Take two frog pills and call me in the morning. Just stop calling me Shirley!

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    Unwrapping the cellophane from a new CD, admiring the artwork and reading the booklet. You don't get that with mp3s.

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