How Utterly Random!

[Stuart Wallis]

Politics now, and Brexit Party MEP Jean Mummery has complained that the UK will lose its voice in Europe when we leave the EU. Planet Skaro's resident fact checker, Lord Pedant, stated "Wasn't that the point?"

Meanwhile, Harry and Meghan have decided to move to Canada. Grumpy Old Royal Stavros Mountbatten bemoaned "Pity they don't want any royal duties - they could' have ruled the country for their grannie while they were out there. Mumble grumble no respect for old people..."

Actually, it occurs to me that with all this extra work for the royal family without Harry, Meghan and Andrew about, where are Peter Phillips and Lord Snowden when you need them? (Right answer Andrew, keeping out of harm's way if they have any sense!)

[Anthony Williams]

Actually, it occurs to me that with all this extra work for the royal family without Harry, Meghan and Andrew about, where are Peter Phillips and Lord Snowden when you need them? (Right answer Andrew, keeping out of harm's way if they have any sense!)

It's time for Lord Buckethead and Count Binface to step up!

[Wayne]

I just searched for ages for my old Buffy and Babylon 5 reviews, then realised it was so long ago they were on EZboard....

[MacNimon]

Weren't a lot of those threads saved at one point before the switch over? However now that I think of it wasn't there an EZboard issue of some sort which resulted in the loss of a lot of stuff? A shame, as there was some great stuff there which would be worth revisiting...

[Wayne]

No. They were supposed to have been saved, but they weren't.

[Dirk Gently]

EZborad. Now that makes me feel old. When we were young and our hearts were an open book. We used to say live & let live.

[SiHart]

EZBoard were awful after the massive hack that saw us lose 3/4s of the forum. I remember watching threads disappear in front of my eyes that morning. It was so distressing.

[Wayne]

Weirdly, I don't remember the hack.
I mainly remember the fun times.

[Stuart Wallis]

Political news - a photo of Prime Minister impersonator Boris Johnson taken during a speech given in a school library shows a surprising arrangement of the books on the shelf: including Betrayed, Glass Houses, Fahrenheit 451, The Toll, Crisis Point and The Twits.

Police are looking for the well-known maniac Sir Kier Starmer - since they know where to find Mr. Johnson, and they gave up looking for Ebenezer Wallis years ago.

[Stuart Wallis]

President Trump has now spoken of his true view of Covid-19 - it is truly a plague upon the ungodly. Lol Crème, Eric Stewart and Graham Gouldman have so far refused to pass comment.

[Dirk Gently]

Trump should watch his back then! The prat!

[Darren]

Whose sorry now...?

[Dirk Gently]

Indeed. Happy to have people wearing a mask now?

[Stuart Wallis]

And now on BBC2, a new comedy series in which Boris Johnson plays a party planner who organises events in London landmarks - Inside No. 10.

[Leah Betts]

The key difference between Yes, Minister and real life is that in Yes, Minister they don't go about saying "This is just like in Yes, Minister".

[Stuart Wallis]

The Time Travellers' ball which is due to be held next weekend has proved to be such a success that another one will take place a fortnight ago last Friday.

[Dirk Gently]

I'm still alive!