How Utterly Random!

**Stuart Wallis** · 27th Nov 2012, 3:04 PM

The Lads are on their way...

**SiHart** · 28th Nov 2012, 1:24 PM

It's like waiting for paint to dry, only it's actually plaster.

**Stuart Wallis** · 28th Nov 2012, 2:48 PM

Tim knows exactly what you mean - he's been plastered enough times!

**Dirk Gently** · 28th Nov 2012, 3:40 PM

Oi! I resemble that remark!

**Nyder** · 29th Nov 2012, 10:43 AM

I have developed a strange cold. No sneezing - just a very runny nose and a tickly throat.

Can I call it a cold if there's no sneezing?

**Jon Masters** · 29th Nov 2012, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by Nyder

I have developed a strange cold. No sneezing - just a very runny nose and a tickly throat.

Can I call it a cold if there's no sneezing?

Sounds more like a case of very serious MAN-FLU !!!

**Nyder** · 29th Nov 2012, 11:54 AM

Eeeeek! I don't think so. My bod temperature is normal and my head is clear, no aching bones. Maybe it's the far less dangerous and over-hyped Woman Flu ;-)

**SiHart** · 29th Nov 2012, 11:56 AM

In which case, you need to get on with it without complaining or mentioning it at all

**Nyder** · 30th Nov 2012, 2:31 PM

Friday afternoons at work should be made illegal

**Stuart Wallis** · 30th Nov 2012, 3:07 PM

When I rule the world, the only people who will work on a Friday afternoon will be PS's army of servants and the people we don't like.

You name me a better way of becoming popular!

**Nyder** · 5th Dec 2012, 9:41 PM

I can't abide Keith Lemon. That is all.

**Jon Masters** · 5th Dec 2012, 9:43 PM

Originally Posted by Nyder

I can't abide Keith Lemon. That is all.

You're not wrong. Constipation is generally more entertaining.

**Dirk Gently** · 5th Dec 2012, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by Jon Masters

Constipation is generally more entertaining.

But hard to get when watching Keith Lemon. Well he gives me the screaming Ab-Dabs.

**Stuart Wallis** · 6th Dec 2012, 2:31 PM

I'd send The Lads, but he has the same effect on them as well.

**Nyder** · 6th Dec 2012, 6:17 PM

Liverpool here I come!

**Dirk Gently** · 7th Dec 2012, 12:31 PM

REVIEW OF THE SEX INSURANCE MARKET

Following the new sex insurance policies recently introduced here is a handy best value guide to which companies to use for the various types of policy:

Sex with your partner - Standard Life.

Sex with your spouse - Legal & General.

Sex with someone different - Go Compare.

Sex with a sailor - Admiral

A "Quickie" - Swiftcover

Sex with a condom. - Prudential

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with a fat person- More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh person - Privileged.

Sex with an OAP - Saga!

Sex with a transvestite - confused.com.

**SiHart** · 7th Dec 2012, 4:08 PM

@ Tim!

Bagpuss gave a big yawn and settled down to sleep. I gave a big yawn and realised I still had another 3 hours at work to go.

**Stuart Wallis** · 10th Dec 2012, 3:28 PM

Are the stars out tonight? I don't care if it's wrong or it's right. I expect what they've done will be in all the Sunday papers...

**SiHart** · 10th Dec 2012, 5:34 PM

It's good to be back in the living room!

**Stuart Wallis** · 11th Dec 2012, 2:52 PM

How long were you stuck up the chimney then?

**Dirk Gently** · 12th Dec 2012, 5:56 PM

Today's random thought...today is 12/12/12.

That is all.

**SiHart** · 12th Dec 2012, 6:01 PM

Unless you're American, when it's 12/12/12 of course

**Dirk Gently** · 12th Dec 2012, 6:54 PM

**Stuart Wallis** · 13th Dec 2012, 3:00 PM

Trust the Yanks to confuse things!

**Philipnet** · 14th Dec 2012, 11:08 AM

Blurgh!

It was our work Christmas do last night.

I was good - I drank water and drove.
I'm so knackered now - I'm falling asleep at my keyboard!

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