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27th Nov 2012, 3:04 PM #176
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The Lads are on their way...
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28th Nov 2012, 1:24 PM #177
It's like waiting for paint to dry, only it's actually plaster.
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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28th Nov 2012, 2:48 PM #178
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Tim knows exactly what you mean - he's been plastered enough times!
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28th Nov 2012, 3:40 PM #179
Oi! I resemble that remark!
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29th Nov 2012, 10:43 AM #180
I have developed a strange cold. No sneezing - just a very runny nose and a tickly throat.
Can I call it a cold if there's no sneezing?
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29th Nov 2012, 11:33 AM #181
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29th Nov 2012, 11:54 AM #182
Eeeeek! I don't think so. My bod temperature is normal and my head is clear, no aching bones. Maybe it's the far less dangerous and over-hyped Woman Flu ;-)
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29th Nov 2012, 11:56 AM #183
In which case, you need to get on with it without complaining or mentioning it at all
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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30th Nov 2012, 2:31 PM #184
Friday afternoons at work should be made illegal
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30th Nov 2012, 3:07 PM #185
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When I rule the world, the only people who will work on a Friday afternoon will be PS's army of servants and the people we don't like.
You name me a better way of becoming popular!
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5th Dec 2012, 9:41 PM #186
I can't abide Keith Lemon. That is all.
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5th Dec 2012, 9:43 PM #187
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5th Dec 2012, 10:23 PM #188
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6th Dec 2012, 2:31 PM #189
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I'd send The Lads, but he has the same effect on them as well.
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6th Dec 2012, 6:17 PM #190
Liverpool here I come!
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7th Dec 2012, 12:31 PM #191
Sex Insurance. ;)
REVIEW OF THE SEX INSURANCE MARKET
Following the new sex insurance policies recently introduced here is a handy best value guide to which companies to use for the various types of policy:
Sex with your partner - Standard Life.
Sex with your spouse - Legal & General.
Sex with someone different - Go Compare.
Sex with a sailor - Admiral
A "Quickie" - Swiftcover
Sex with a condom. - Prudential
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with a fat person- More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh person - Privileged.
Sex with an OAP - Saga!
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com.
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7th Dec 2012, 4:08 PM #192
@ Tim!
Bagpuss gave a big yawn and settled down to sleep. I gave a big yawn and realised I still had another 3 hours at work to go.
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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10th Dec 2012, 3:28 PM #193
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Are the stars out tonight? I don't care if it's wrong or it's right. I expect what they've done will be in all the Sunday papers...
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10th Dec 2012, 5:34 PM #194
It's good to be back in the living room!
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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11th Dec 2012, 2:52 PM #195
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How long were you stuck up the chimney then?
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12th Dec 2012, 5:56 PM #196
Today's random thought...today is 12/12/12.
That is all.
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12th Dec 2012, 6:01 PM #197
Unless you're American, when it's 12/12/12 of course
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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12th Dec 2012, 6:54 PM #198
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13th Dec 2012, 3:00 PM #199
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Trust the Yanks to confuse things!
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14th Dec 2012, 11:08 AM #200
Blurgh!
It was our work Christmas do last night.
I was good - I drank water and drove.
I'm so knackered now - I'm falling asleep at my keyboard!Assume you're going to Win
Always have an Edge
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