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  1. #201
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    Well at least you can lie face down in a bottle of Famous Grouse tonight.

    Or at least you could if Ebenezer Wallis came in bottles...

  2. #202
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    My stomach is burbling away like Terrance Dicks on a DVD commentary.

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    Oh dear.

    There's a lot of chocolate here and it's not even Christmas yet...

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

  4. #204
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    I'll be round shortly, Si.

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    You realise he's offering chocolate...

  6. #206
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    The Receptionist at the Medical Centre this morning sounded just like Mrs Wibbsey!

  7. #207
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    It's her sister, Mrs. Goggletwerps, didn't you know?

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    I've done something that might just change my life. Bloody hell. No going back now.

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

  9. #209
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    Oh?
    Assume you're going to Win
    Always have an Edge

  10. #210
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    Oh yes!

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

  11. #211
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    Well you had better make the most of it, the worlds supposed to end tomorrow.

  12. #212
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    Quote Originally Posted by SiHart View Post
    I've done something that might just change my life. Bloody hell. No going back now.
    Can't Igor just sew it back on?

  13. #213
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    I'm so glad it's not Monday today!

  14. #214
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    Man Down! I'm losing a team member!

    A good one!
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!

  15. #215
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    Damn! Why is it the inept / lazy (or both) that stay on??

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    If we didn't, you'd have noone left to speak to here.

    Ah...

  17. #217
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    Conkers!

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    Language, Timothy!

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    Sorry, Father.

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    @ Stuart & Tim

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    I never used to like lentil soup as a kid. It reminded me too much of sick. But now it's my fave soup!

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    Still not as silly as Jar Jar Binks.


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    Still not as silly as Jar Jar Binks.
    But you're dead!
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!

  24. #224
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    I think internet dating is dangerous.



    I'm sure you'd get a virus.

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    Here is the news. The Honey Monster, the Kellogs Corn Flake Cockerel and Snap, Crackle and Pop have been murdered. Police are looking for a cereal killer.

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