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14th Dec 2012, 2:37 PM #201
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Well at least you can lie face down in a bottle of Famous Grouse tonight.
Or at least you could if Ebenezer Wallis came in bottles...
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18th Dec 2012, 8:12 PM #202
My stomach is burbling away like Terrance Dicks on a DVD commentary.
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18th Dec 2012, 10:12 PM #203
Oh dear.
There's a lot of chocolate here and it's not even Christmas yet...
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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19th Dec 2012, 12:29 AM #204
I'll be round shortly, Si.
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19th Dec 2012, 2:51 PM #205
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You realise he's offering chocolate...
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19th Dec 2012, 2:57 PM #206
The Receptionist at the Medical Centre this morning sounded just like Mrs Wibbsey!
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19th Dec 2012, 2:59 PM #207
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It's her sister, Mrs. Goggletwerps, didn't you know?
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19th Dec 2012, 9:43 PM #208
I've done something that might just change my life. Bloody hell. No going back now.
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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20th Dec 2012, 11:20 AM #209
Oh?
Assume you're going to Win
Always have an Edge
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20th Dec 2012, 11:29 AM #210
Oh yes!
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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20th Dec 2012, 12:14 PM #211
Well you had better make the most of it, the worlds supposed to end tomorrow.
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20th Dec 2012, 3:50 PM #212
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2nd Jan 2013, 2:27 PM #213
I'm so glad it's not Monday today!
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2nd Jan 2013, 6:48 PM #214
Man Down! I'm losing a team member!
A good one!Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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2nd Jan 2013, 7:10 PM #215
Damn! Why is it the inept / lazy (or both) that stay on??
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3rd Jan 2013, 3:13 PM #216
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If we didn't, you'd have noone left to speak to here.
Ah...
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3rd Jan 2013, 7:25 PM #217
Conkers!
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4th Jan 2013, 4:27 PM #218
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Language, Timothy!
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4th Jan 2013, 10:19 PM #219
Sorry, Father.
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4th Jan 2013, 11:40 PM #220
@ Stuart & Tim
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6th Jan 2013, 2:45 PM #221
I never used to like lentil soup as a kid. It reminded me too much of sick. But now it's my fave soup!
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12th Jan 2013, 9:43 PM #222
Still not as silly as Jar Jar Binks.
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13th Jan 2013, 5:36 PM #223Still not as silly as Jar Jar Binks.Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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21st Jan 2013, 10:15 PM #224
I think internet dating is dangerous.
I'm sure you'd get a virus.
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22nd Jan 2013, 3:15 PM #225
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Here is the news. The Honey Monster, the Kellogs Corn Flake Cockerel and Snap, Crackle and Pop have been murdered. Police are looking for a cereal killer.
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