How Utterly Random!

[Stuart Wallis]

I didn't get where I am today by getting where I am today. In fact, I didn't get where I am today!

[Wayne]

Home made bread. It makes the BEST toast!

[Stuart Wallis]

My brother's just sent me link to an app which lets me have free SMS on any mobile phone. Which would be great if I a) knew what he was talking about, and b) had a mobile phone...

[Nyder]

My brother's just sent me link to an app which lets me have free SMS on any mobile phone. Which would be great if I a) knew what he was talking about, and b) had a mobile phone...

You don't have a mobile? Ah so you're one of THOSE people.....

[Nyder]

Invert the chloropeth!!!

[Stuart Wallis]

You don't have a mobile? Ah so you're one of THOSE people.....

Chief Luddite in charge of Being Confused By New-fangled Stuff reporting for duty sir!

[Stuart Wallis]

Eddie Tudor Pole and Peter Capaldi - separated at birth...?

[Stuart Wallis]

Talking of utterly random... I've been approached by email to update my account details by the Halifax, whom I've never had dealings with.

Actually, the more I think about it ether they've confused me with Dad, who used to, or... So be warned folks!

[SiHart]

It's not spam is it Stuart? Careful, they might steal your identity!

[Dirk Gently]

You can forward it to the Halifax fraud team I believe. They like to get these things. That's what I used to do when I got a phishing email from a bank I never had dealings with.

[Philipnet]

I sometimes get those thing too

It's amazing that people think I bank with Santander or Natwest

[Stuart Wallis]

It's not spam is it Stuart? Careful, they might steal your identity!

That's exactly what I was thinking. They made it so utterly transparent from the email address and the title what it was about that I was instantly suspicious - it's what I taught The Lads to do for goodness' sake! They're still left unopened since I'm on a public computer and don't want it virussed, but now Tim's given me an idea for what to do with them...

[Dirk Gently]

Yes I have. And please use 3 pairs of gloves & cover your hair properly so as not to leave evidence...oh, you mean the emails and not...I'll get my coat. <whistles>

[Stuart Wallis]

And don't forget to tell the court it was your idea...

[Nyder]

My new bathroom blinds ... designed by Bernard Lodge



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[Philipnet]

I'm trying to find the right word for those bathroom blinds.

My grasp of the English language is failing me!!!

[Nyder]

Go on Phil - try :-)

[Philipnet]

Bleurgh

See, it failed me!

[Stuart Wallis]

Talking of utterly random... I've been approached by email to update my account details by the Halifax, whom I've never had dealings with.

Actually, the more I think about it ether they've confused me with Dad, who used to, or... So be warned folks!

Now Lloyd's are after me! These crafty so-and-sos are nothing if not persistant... Of course, I'm with Dogger Bank, and so is Tim, the persistent Dogger!

As for the blinds, all I need now is a copy of that photo and a recording saying "You are feeling sleepy..." posted to every household!

[Dirk Gently]

BNAG!

Ooh, that's bang out of order!

[Dirk Gently]

So what is it?

[SiHart]

Lovely evening, so we had a good walk. That was good.

[Wayne]

So today, I had to sit through 'Minions'....
I shouldn't complain I know.... Going to the pictures with service users is one of the perks of the job.... but even so.... ****ing Minions.
(I was hoping for the new Terminator film, but it's not out until tomorrow)

[Stuart Wallis]

Take two frog pills and call me in the morning. Just stop calling me Shirley!

[Darren]

Unwrapping the cellophane from a new CD, admiring the artwork and reading the booklet. You don't get that with mp3s.