Politics now, and Brexit Party MEP Jean Mummery has complained that the UK will lose its voice in Europe when we leave the EU. Planet Skaro's resident fact checker, Lord Pedant, stated "Wasn't that the point?"

Meanwhile, Harry and Meghan have decided to move to Canada. Grumpy Old Royal Stavros Mountbatten bemoaned "Pity they don't want any royal duties - they could' have ruled the country for their grannie while they were out there. Mumble grumble no respect for old people..."

Actually, it occurs to me that with all this extra work for the royal family without Harry, Meghan and Andrew about, where are Peter Phillips and Lord Snowden when you need them? (Right answer Andrew, keeping out of harm's way if they have any sense!)