Campaign for a Les Dawson erection

[Dave Lewis]

I couldn't help myself.

[Dirk Gently]

I think it's a great idea. I'd love to see a Les erection.

[Wayne]

Every town should have one!

[Simon R]

Fact of the day: When Richard Wilson looked likely to turn down the part of Victor Meldrew, series writer/creator David Renwick favoured offering the part to Les whom he's written for in the 80s and felt might not be the strongest actor but would get the comedy.

[Trudi G]

Aww, i loved Les, he was one of my all-time faves.

[Pip Madeley]

That's the reason Trudi loves me - she likes big funny Northern men who occasionally dress up in women's clothing.

One bit of that isn't true. Guess which.

[Trudi G]

I don't know what you get up to when i'm out.............................

[Wayne]

Aww, i loved Les, he was one of my all-time faves.

Me too! He made rubbish like 'Blankety Blank' totallly worth watching!

[Pip Madeley]

You should install hidden cameras and then you'd find out.

[Trudi G]

How do you know i haven't?

[Pip Madeley]

Oh my!

[Wayne]

[Captain Tancredi]

That's the thing- you have to leave space for a Roy Barraclough when he finally pops his clogs.

That said, the dry side of Les Dawson's humour was right up my street.

[Dirk Gently]

That's that sorted then. They'll put the Les Dawson erection in Ian's street then.

[Milky Tears]

That's the reason Trudi loves me - she likes big funny Northern men who occasionally dress up in women's clothing.

One bit of that isn't true. Guess which.

The "funny" bit.

[Pip Madeley]

Five days, but he got there.

[Milky Tears]

I was biding my time until everyone thought that the predictability window had closed.