Naked wife distracts man whild husband burglarizes home

[Jeff]

http://www.wkrn.com/story/22789197/n...band-robs-home

So he lets her swim in his pool naked and stands there and ogles her, and then he invites her to church with him.

[Rob McCow]

During the theft, the woman kept the neighbor distracted for 20 minutes by swimming naked in his pool.

So this woman is a '20 Minute Distraction'? Is that good or bad?

[Jon Masters]

I love the word burglarizes

[Nyder]

I'm just off to boilerize my kettle

[Zbigniev Hamson]

Is that an actual word that people actually use?

[Anthony Williams]

Is that an actual word that people actually use?

Much to my irritation, in America, yes it is. The first time I heard my father-in-law use it, I assumed that he just didn't know the word "burgled" for some reason.

But no, apparently it's a much used and accepted word, and actually the "proper" word, in America. I still don't like it.

[SiHart]

That's an amazing mangling of the language! It's so wrong and yet kind of right!

[Jon Masters]

Presumably it leads onto the even more wonderful word burglarization, which sounds incredibly rude

[SiHart]

I certainly wouldn't want to be burgalarized! Oh my no!

[Stuart Wallis]

So all this time, the Diddy Men shouldn't have said marmalized - they should have said marmaladed!

So this woman is a '20 Minute Distraction'? Is that good or bad?

I'm lucky to get 20 seconds...

[Ian Lethbridge-Stewart]

I'm just off to boilerize my kettle