I Try To Save The Universe.

[Rob McCow]

You've probably seen the new series trailer by now. Martha tells the Doctor the things that she does and the Doctor tells her how he does them differently. For example:

"I try to save money!"
"I try to save the Universe."

"I'm studying to be a doctor."
"I am the Doctor."

And so on.

But if I was there, it would have gone:

"I work as a traffic engineer."
"I worked to stop Dimmond and Tryst trafficking Vraxoin."

"I start threads on Planet Skaro."
"I see the threads that bind the Universe together and mend them when they break."

"I travelled round Europe in my gap year."
"I travelled round Europe in the year 1599."

What do you do that the Doctor would do differently? How would your dialogue go? Is the blue box big enough for the both of you?

[Dave Lewis]

Doctor: I had a granddaughter, Susan...

Dave: I had your granddaugher, Susan...

[Paul Monk]

How drunk were you that night?

Oops off topic sorry

[brandynigma]

"I write essays and try to shoehorn in camp scifi in as texts."
"I use old camp scifi texts to see off enemies with a sonic shoehorn."

"I don't like having spiders on me."
"I wouldn't know if I had a spider on me."

"I like to eat sweets."
"I stick my sweets to the floor so they don't eat me."

"I play with men's bottoms."
"I can give a jolly good smacked bottom."

"Well... any way we could make this big box a wee bit smaller?"






TWO __________S WILL COLLIDE?












I'll get me coat then.

[brandynigma]

Being a bit more serious now...

"I work in a DVD shop."
"I blow up shops."

"I'm studying to be a teacher."
"I abduct teachers."

"I want to travel around the UK once I'm finished uni."
"I spend 9 months a year in Wales, but see a bit of London and New York..."

[Dave Lewis]

How drunk were you that night?

Probably as drunk as I am now...

[Si Hunt]

"I walk in eternity."
"My job feels like it"

"I break the laws of time."
"I sometimes travel at 72mph on a duel carriageway if I'm feeling like a bit of an outlaw."

"I'm trapped in a time loop!"
"I'm trapped in Hertford because a lorry's broken down."

"I'm the oncoming storm."
"Our bedroom's a bit draughty."

Si.

[Dirk Gently]

@Si

[Andrew Curnow]

I went to the dentist today!
I went to the dentist in 1881!

I tried on a few shirts this morning before I was satisfied!
I tried on more than a few faces before I got this one!

I post on Planet Skaro!
I destroyed Planet Skaro!

My dog's got no nose!
How does he smell?

[Si Hunt]

"I can't stand burnt toast. I loathe bus stations. And tyranny. And cruelty."
"And popcorn."

Si.

[brandynigma]

"Ginger pop?"
"Thanks!"



"You know, normally they just say no- and now you've drunk it all."
"BURRRRRP!"